Sleep Insults

There are 4 sleep insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
    480
  • 2
    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    256
  • 3
    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    237
  • 4
    Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
    27