Sleep Insults

There are 4 sleep insults and comebacks.

  • I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
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  • Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    191
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
    26
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    244