Shower Insults

You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!

Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.