Shower Insults

There are 6 shower insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    170
  • 2
    I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
    141
  • 3
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    122
  • 4
    Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
    46
  • 5
    Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
    -5
  • 6
    Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -10