Shower Insults

There are 6 shower insults and comebacks.

  • You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    116
  • Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
    51
  • Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
    -4
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -7
  • I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
    142
  • You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    169