Random Short Insults

You're such an anal orifice.

You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.

You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.

You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.

I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!