Short Insults

You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.

You're such an anal orifice.

Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!

You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.

You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!