Short Insults

There are 12 short insults and comebacks.

  • You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
    -159
  • You're such an anal orifice.
    -77
  • Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    100
  • You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
    471
  • You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
    378
  • You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
    156
  • You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
    218
  • I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
    430
  • You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
    34
  • THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    774
  • You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
    459
  • You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
    -315