Short Insults
There are 12 short insults and comebacks.
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I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.346
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You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.383
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You're such an anal orifice.-64
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Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?81 -
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.31
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You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.203
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You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.342
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You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.-135
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You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.132
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You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!-282
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You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!439
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THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.760