Short Insults

I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.

You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.

You're such an anal orifice.

Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.

You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!