Short Insults

3 years ago
I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
179
5 years ago
You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
240
5 years ago
You're such an anal orifice.
-59
5 years ago
Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
59
6 years ago
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
22
6 years ago
You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
160
6 years ago
You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
258
6 years ago
You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
-63
6 years ago
You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
116
6 years ago
You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
-191
7 years ago
You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
377
7 years ago
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
684