Short Insults

There are 12 short insults and comebacks.

  • I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
    323
  • You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
    355
  • You're such an anal orifice.
    -64
  • Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    75
  • You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
    24
  • You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
    192
  • You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
    328
  • You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
    -126
  • You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
    122
  • You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
    -273
  • You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
    427
  • THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    743