Short Insults

3 years ago
I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
221
5 years ago
You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
279
6 years ago
You're such an anal orifice.
-61
6 years ago
Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
66
6 years ago
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
23
6 years ago
You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
170
6 years ago
You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
278
7 years ago
You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
-76
7 years ago
You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
116
7 years ago
You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
-214
8 years ago
You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
389
8 years ago
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
692