Random Sarcastic Insults

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.

Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It's called two shots and a splash.

If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.