Sarcastic Insults

4 years ago
*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.
230
5 years ago
Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
64
5 years ago
Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
3
5 years ago
If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
177
6 years ago
Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It`s called two shots and a splash.
29
6 years ago
Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
304
6 years ago
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
1039
6 years ago
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
1060
8 years ago
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
875