Sarcastic Insults

There are 9 sarcastic insults and comebacks.

  • *Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.
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  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
    68
  • Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
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  • If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
    201
  • Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It`s called two shots and a splash.
    29
  • Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
    306
  • If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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  • I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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  • If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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