Random Poverty Insults

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"