Poverty Insults

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.