Perverted Insults

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?