Perverted Insults

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?