Name Insults

There are 5 name insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
  • 2
    My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.
  • 3
    You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.
  • 4
    Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
  • 5
    I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today,
    but on closer inspection it said thick cut.