Random Name Insults

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but on closer inspection it said thick cut.

My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.

You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.