Mother Insults

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.