Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
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Mother Insults
There are 204 mother insults and comebacks.
Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.
13Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower
12I bet your mother has a loud bark!
11Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
11Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.
9Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!
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You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
8 Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
6Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
4Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
3Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!
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Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
2Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
0Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
-1Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
-2Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
-3Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
-3Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
-4Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
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