Mother Insults

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.