Mother Insults

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

My other ride is your mom.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"