Mom Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.