Mom Insults

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

My other ride is your mom.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.