Random Mirror Insults

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

You're so ugly, when you looked in a mirror it cracked and fell.