Mirror Insults

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

You're so ugly, when you looked in a mirror it cracked and fell.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.