Marriage Insults

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.

Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.