Marriage Insults

There are 6 marriage insults and comebacks.

  • Relationship Insults
    1
    Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
    173
  • Relationship Insults
    2
    Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
    120
  • Relationship Insults
    3
    I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    79
  • Relationship Insults
    4
    Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
    47
  • Relationship Insults
    5
    I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    37
  • Yo Momma Insults
    6
    Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
    -11