Marriage Insults

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.