- Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.152
- Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.42
- Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.112
- I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.65
- Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.-15
- I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.40