Marriage Insults

There are 6 marriage insults and comebacks.

  • Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
    127
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
    40
  • Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
    111
  • I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    63
  • Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
    -13
  • I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    40