Man Insults

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

My other ride is your mom.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.