Man Insults

There are 12 man insults and comebacks.

  • Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
  • You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
  • Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
  • You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
  • Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
  • You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
  • My other ride is your mom.
  • Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.