Man Insults

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

My other ride is your mom.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.