Liar Insults

I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.

You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.