Random Liar Insults

If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.

*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.

I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.