Jerk Insults

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Do you mean to mumble or is your mouth just naturally full of shit?

No wonder you have such a shitty view of the world with how far your head is stuck up your ass.

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!