Random Jerk Insults

Do you mean to mumble or is your mouth just naturally full of shit?

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!

Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..

No wonder you have such a shitty view of the world with how far your head is stuck up your ass.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.