Random Internet Insults

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.