Internet Insults

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.