Idiot Insults

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

Act your age, not your IQ.

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Insult: You're jealous! Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

You're like a showbag; full of shit.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but on closer inspection it said thick cut.

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.