Idiot Insults

If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Your proctologist called. They've found your head.

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.