Head Insults

There are 8 head insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    222
  • 2
    You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    182
  • 3
    You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    117
  • 4
    What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
    40
  • 5
    You: First one to the MOON!
    *Touches the Bald guy*
    23
  • 6
    Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
    15
  • 7
    Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
    14
  • 8
    You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -114