Head Insults

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You: First one to the MOON! *Touches the Bald guy*

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

Your proctologist called. They've found your head.

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.