Hate Insults

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.