Hate Insults

There are 11 hate insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    511
  • 2
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
    378
  • 3
    I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
    258
  • 4
    I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
    251
  • 5
    I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    237
  • 6
    Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    173
  • 7
    I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
    40
  • 8
    I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    37
  • 9
    How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
    -182
  • 10
    Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
    -271
  • 11
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
    -596