Hate Insults

There are 11 hate insults and comebacks.

  • I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
    207
  • I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
    34
  • Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    154
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    475
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
    356
  • I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    222
  • I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
    241
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
    -429
  • How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
    -174
  • Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
    -259
  • I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    40