Good Insults

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.

Person: I'm straight. You: Straight as a circle!

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest