Good Insults

Bitch please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

You're the dick you'll never have.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

I have an idea! Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.