Good Insults

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.