Good Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

I fart to make you smell better.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?