Good Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Insult: Shut up. Comeback: Make me Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.

You're such an anal orifice.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Insult: FAIL! Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.

Insult: You're jealous! Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.