Good Insults

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

Act your age, not your IQ.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have an idea! Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.

Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Insult: You fail! Comeback: Your dad's condom failed! Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!