Random God Insults

If God is real, then why are you here?

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?