God Insults

There are 7 god insults and comebacks.

  • If God is real, then why are you here?
  • Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
  • You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
  • God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
  • You're the reason God created the middle finger.