God Insults

There are 7 god insults and comebacks.

  • Religion Insults
    If God is real, then why are you here?
    -53
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
    29
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
    234
  • Mean Insults
    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
    648
  • Good Comebacks
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
    -574
  • Mean Insults
    God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
    888
  • Rude Insults
    You're the reason God created the middle finger.
    1.4K