- 1I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!968
- 2Insult: You're gay!
You: You wish.606
- 3Insult: You're gay.
Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.448
- 4Insult: You're gay.
Comeback: Well I'm straighter than the pole you dance on.371
- 5You're just mad because your hair is straighter than you are.360
- 6If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.239
- 7Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!75
- 8Person: I'm straight.
You: Straight as a circle!57