Gay Insults

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Insult: You're gay! You: You wish.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback: Well I'm straighter than the pole you dance on.

You're just mad because your hair is straighter than you are.

If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.

Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!

Person: I'm straight. You: Straight as a circle!