Gay Insults

Insult: You're gay.
Comeback: Well I'm straighter than the pole you dance on.

If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.

Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!

Insult: You're gay.
Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Person: I'm straight.
You: Straight as a circle!

You're just mad because your hair is straighter than you are.

Insult: You're gay!
You: You wish.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!