Funny Insults

Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Your face and my ass could be twins!