Funny Insults

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you